Break-Up Rule #1: Destroy all pictures where he looks sexy, and you look happy.

Break-Up Rule #2: Lie. It’s a lot easier than telling the truth about how you are feeling to your friends.

Break-Up Rule #3: Until emotionally-stabilized, enter no store.

Break-Up Rule #4: Never stop thinking about him even for a moment, because that’s the moment he’ll appear.

Break-Up Rule #5: No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.